… in an upcoming commercial for the surprisingly delicious Kellogg’s All-Bran Bars. Anyone who is familiar with my astonishingly fit and toned body will recognize my taut abs rippling beneath the simian’s velvet garmet in this brilliant cameo role. And anyone who is familiar with my brilliant sense of humour will recognize that I wrote the hilarious script. And anyone who has met me in person will know that I’m actually fat and not funny at all. But that’s still me as the monkey.